I Suck

So, it dawned on me yesterday when I saw my long lost sister Kristina, that I never did a birthday blog post for her.  I did not forget her birthday.  I just forgot to post about it.  Things have been insanely busy lately and I have been very preoccupied, so this post is a Happy Birthday/I'm sorry I'm a loser post for Kristina.

Kristina is very talented, as you can see here.  But, she has this secret talent that not many people know about.  She can rhyme like no other.  When I was in college, she would send me poems that she would write.  I would die laughing at them, and her rhyming skills never ceased to amaze me.  So, here is a little poem I wrote for her.

Kristina, Kristina you are so very cute

I did not blog your birthday, oh shooty shoot shoot.

So, now I am getting you a whole lot of loot

And an extra long birthday post right here, to boot.

You are a cool sister, I do have to say

I'm glad you were born that happy May day.

You make me happy when skies are gray,

So to you I say, "Hip, hip, hooray!"

And Happy Birthday!

(Do you recognize that first line, Kristina?  I hope you are laughing right now thinking about the line that came next.)

I love you Kristina!

Happy Birthday  (8 days ago)!!!

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